Friday, 16 July 2021

start of the police and upsc book

I am starting blogging today again. 

Hindi and english articles will be now daily updated.

I will now start work on long standing projects !


Wish me best of luck ! 

Friday, 14 August 2020

 



When I look back at my life, I see some turning points. The points which change the direction of your life forever. 

I was born in a middle class joint family at jhansi. As far as I remember, I was sincere in studies from the childhood. The funny thing is , I dont know why was I sincere!

I vividly recall that the first time I saw some army men de-boarding from a truck, I wanted to be one of them. Childhood memories are perhaps the most innocent and pious. They make for intersting career choices without thinking about costs and benefits. Alas, over the period of time worldly things corrupts that state of mind. The career choices become rational. As a result, the paths to these career choices are based on herd hypothesis and are dictated by society along with economics of demand-supply.

 Professionally, My life has taken so many bends over a period of time . It sometimes feel more like the destiny or a work in progress. There were different moments in my life, when I felt that "I have arrived". Unfortunately or fortunately, the stay at pinnacles was short lived. And, I trudged along yet another tiresome journey. But, as they say, the real fun is in the journey rather than the destination. The art of living is living in present, enjoying the small joys of life.

In a country like India  where over 90% of population is in unorganized employment, an engineering or a medical undergraduate degree with a post graduate degree in management from the hallowed institutions is still the considered the surest way of upward mobilitty. Middle class children, buoyed by the parents' expectations and burning desire to make it big in the real world, follow this path.

I, too, was lured in this vortex. After 12th, I did a dual degree in computer science from IIT Kharagpur.Let me be candid. It was tough for me to clear the IIT JEE entrance and tougher to be at IIT. Though I managed to do reasonable well at both, but only by slogging and going against the tide through sheer hardwork.

In college, I used to dream to work in an IT firm like google or microsoft. Though i didn't like computers very much, but the promise of a luxurious life led me to develop little bit of expertise in this field. But, life had other plans!

In IITs, during placements the motto of 'suvival of the fittest' comes to the fore. For most of us, it is the culmination of an arduous journey.I was fortunate to get placed on first day of placements at an investment bank.I never dreamt of it. But, it was a special moment. I thought this is it !

The analyst class at the bank had 60 of very bright youngsters. Networking is surely one of the things that happens at world class institutions. I dived into the work straight away. It felt good to be earning a handsome amount. It went on for a year or so.

 Life is like a never ending series of levels. You have to keep on clearing the levels. As soon as you clear a level, you see the next one waiting for you. It's a never ending process for most of us, I believe. It's good in a sense that they say that if you dont go up  then you are sure falling down.It's going to keep you on toes. It's going to push you towards excellence. But, on the other hand, blessed are the souls who have found the ever elusive satisfaction. In today's world where plethora of choices confuse you, true passion turned in to a career choice can lead to eternal bliss.

So, coming back to the herd hypothesis and consequent sure disillusionment; one thing is certain that the stage of disillusionment comes surely. The time for each individual varies.For some it comes sooner rather than later.Maslow's hierarchy of needs also proves that men's quest for satisfaction continues.   Once you achieve a certain living standard, the money earned above a certain threshold level starts going into banks/property. It makes you rich, but the accumultaed money/property generally passes on to next generation as inheritance. Conclusively, it's of no use to you.My father usually says- "If child is able then what good is money accumulated, he is anyways not gonna need it and vice versa".

Hence, After a year and a half in banking, I was seriously thinking about doing an MBA asap. So, I briefly flirted with idea of GMAT/CAT/CFA/enterpreneurship. At the same time to fill the  void of doing something fruitful, I joined NGO called Pankhudi. Teaching unprivileged children at Pankhudi gave me immediate satisfaction. The collapse of the banking industry only hastned the process of me searching for my calling. My family being dependent on me was another factor. All these factors, pushed me towards the civil services as career.In 2010, I quit investment banking. In 2011, I got through the gruelling civil services examination. For 8 months, I worked as Assistant commissioner of income tax. In 2012, I got into IPS.

Civil services as a career attracted me for variety of reasons apart from aforementioned:

1. It provides diversity and challenges in assignments.

2. You can be part of doing something meaningful i.e. building of nation.

3. You get to work at the grassroots.

4. The status and perks makes more than the opportunity cost of pay. Your family is comfortable.

5. You get  leadership position at the very beginning of career. For instance, a DM/SSP is typically responsible to 35 lac population. Also, the man under you are equivalent to almost total employee strength of decent sized MNC.

6. You grow as a person. The thing which doesnt kill you makes you strong.

7. Lastly, At such a young age, the work experience is invaluable. 

My vision of futuristic civil servant is as follows:

I also feel that the time has come when we should rise above the everyday hullaballoo and focus on improving our skills as civil servants. Apart from short term, long term view has to be taken also. Rather than being stranded in one assignment, a variety of assignments in various departments/ministeries/deputations should be taken. Innovation at each assignment with trying to change value system of public is the key. The study leave should be taken at beginning of career rather than doing it in a lull period. Experience in sectors other than government should be actively persued. This will be beneficial for country and individual in long run. 

The idea is to be at intersection of various domains along with solid experience at grassroots. A person who has interest in multiple arenas will be of much more utility than a run of mill civil servant of yore.

Your deeds, which put a smile on someone's face,  gives a kick.  

"Kisi ki muskarahato pe ho nisar,

kisi ka dard mil sake to le udhar,

jeena isi ka naam hai"

The journey in pursuit of happiness continues .........

 

 










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Tuesday, 21 March 2017

Crime meeting 


Vyavahar

Fir register

Avaidh vasooli

Pashu taskari

Communal harmony match meeting Mitra so co responsible 

Social media Twitter media and WhatsApp swayam mukaddma and sangyan

Cow slaughter ban fir

My team if catches then so gone 

Co for property monitor 

Communal response time 

Deep dive 

Nazar till 100 percent 

Riot gear Ad videography check 

Raat ki gasht and pickets 

Acr incompetent corrupt co so 

Police muzahamat avoid 

354 and 376 no pendency 

Chain snatching 

Kachahri monitor Peshi - bade apradhi. Make a team . so cause list . 

Bank cluster Dehat bank duty register checking 

Media sahi baat batayein

Intelligence gathering human int

Custody death no buzurg Sp city Sp Ra co 

Jan pratinidhi vyavahar thik rakhein sabhi log

Jo si investigations nahi kar rahe hain baith baith kar karaiye . Co will sit on thana . 

Undertraining co to be used .

Bahan Chori gang workout

Co traffic or 

Jo si relaxed naam likhe

Jo si jyada din Ho gaye hain . Transfer 

Jo constable ko jyada din Ho Gaya. Transfer 

Transfer compliance 

Sainik sammelan same briefing 

Jati biradri dharm 

Festival updrav

Tanav mei fir 

Dalali ka Pravesh 

323/504/506 two days limit 

Traffic par thano ka dhyan 

Atikraman par fir warning by loudhailer 

Photography by and do fir 

Sharab ande

Avaidh auto tricycle parking 

Anavaran loot murder rape per day pending status check 

Point par traffic constable nahi to suspend .

Yadi koi duty point chod kar 

Suspend hone ka bad police act fir 

Jameen Vivad nistaran 

Wheelclamp

Raat mei Vyapari saman transport 

Chaurahe par no atikraman



Communal problem

Ladka Ladki

Pashu taskari

Social media








Dgc criminal 

Top 10 mukaddma 

Active and history sheeter 

Sr cases to coordinate with dgc so and co call










Wednesday, 22 February 2017

23/02/17, 06:23:45: +91 87269 67813: *ЁЯСМЁЯП╗ЁЯСМЁЯП╗рдкрдвिрдПрдЧा рдЬрд░ुрд░ "рдк्рд░ाрдЪीрди рд╕्рд╡ाрд╕्рде्рдп рджोрд╣ाрд╡рд▓ी"*

рдкाрдиी рдоें рдЧुрдб рдбाрд▓िрдП, рдмीрдд рдЬाрдП рдЬрдм рд░ाрдд!
рд╕ुрдмрд╣ рдЫाрдирдХрд░ рдкीрдЬिрдП, рдЕрдЪ्рдЫे рд╣ों рд╣ाрд▓ाрдд!!

*рдзрдиिрдпा рдХी рдкрдд्рддी рдорд╕рд▓, рдмूंрдж рдиैрди рдоें рдбाрд░!*
рджुрдЦрддी рдЕँрдЦिрдпां рдаीрдХ рд╣ों, рдкрд▓ рд▓ाрдЧे рджो-рдЪाрд░!!

*рдКрд░्рдЬा рдоिрд▓рддी рд╣ै рдмрд╣ुрдд, рдкिрдПं рдЧुрдирдЧुрдиा рдиीрд░!*
рдХрдм्рдЬ рдЦрддрдо рд╣ो рдкेрдЯ рдХी, рдоिрдЯ рдЬाрдП рд╣рд░ рдкीрд░!!

*рдк्рд░ाрддः рдХाрд▓ рдкाрдиी рдкिрдПं, рдШूंрдЯ-рдШूंрдЯ рдХрд░ рдЖрдк!*
рдмрд╕ рджो-рддीрди рдЧिрд▓ाрд╕ рд╣ै, рд╣рд░ рдФрд╖рдзि рдХा рдмाрдк!!

*рдаंрдбा рдкाрдиी рдкिрдпो рдордд, рдХрд░рддा рдХ्рд░ूрд░ рдк्рд░рд╣ाрд░!*
рдХрд░े рд╣ाрдЬрдоे рдХा рд╕рджा, рдпे рддो рдмंрдЯाрдвाрд░!!

*рднोрдЬрди рдХрд░ें рдзрд░рддी рдкрд░, рдЕрд▓्рдеी рдкрд▓्рдеी рдоाрд░!*
рдЪрдмा-рдЪрдмा рдХрд░ рдЦाрдЗрдП, рд╡ैрдж्рдп рди рдЭांрдХें рдж्рд╡ाрд░!!

*рдк्рд░ाрддः рдХाрд▓ рдлрд▓ рд░рд╕ рд▓ो, рджुрдкрд╣рд░ рд▓рд╕्рд╕ी-рдЫांрд╕!*
рд╕рджा рд░ाрдд рдоें рджूрдз рдкी, рд╕рднी рд░ोрдЧ рдХा рдиाрд╢!!

*рдк्рд░ाрддः- рджोрдкрд╣рд░ рд▓ीрдЬिрдпे, рдЬрдм рдиिрдпрдоिрдд рдЖрд╣ाрд░!*                                                  рддीрд╕ рдоिрдирдЯ рдХी рдиींрдж рд▓ो, рд░ोрдЧ рди рдЖрд╡ें рдж्рд╡ाрд░!!

*рднोрдЬрди рдХрд░рдХे рд░ाрдд рдоें, рдШूрдоें рдХрджрдо рд╣рдЬाрд░!*
рдбाрдХ्рдЯрд░, рдУрдЭा, рд╡ैрдж्рдп рдХा , рд▓ुрдЯ рдЬाрдП рд╡्рдпाрдкाрд░ !!

*рдШूрдЯ-рдШूрдЯ рдкाрдиी рдкिрдпो, рд░рд╣ рддрдиाрд╡ рд╕े рджूрд░!*
рдПрд╕िрдбिрдЯी, рдпा рдоोрдЯाрдкा, рд╣ोрд╡ें рдЪрдХрдиाрдЪूрд░!!

*рдЕрд░्рдерд░ाрдЗрдЬ рдпा рд╣ाрд░्рдиिрдпा, рдЕрдкेंрдбिрдХ्рд╕ рдХा рдд्рд░ाрд╕!*
рдкाрдиी рдкीрдЬै рдмैрдардХрд░,  рдХрднी рди рдЖрд╡ें рдкाрд╕!!

*рд░рдХ्рддрдЪाрдк рдмрдврдиे рд▓рдЧे, рддрдм рдордд рд╕ोрдЪो рднाрдп!*
рд╕ौрдЧंрдз рд░ाрдо рдХी рдЦाрдЗ рдХे, рддुрд░рдд рдЫोрдб рджो рдЪाрдп!!

*рд╕ुрдмрд╣ рдЦाрдЗрдпे рдХुрд╡ंрд░-рд╕ा, рджुрдкрд╣рд░ рдпрдеा рдирд░ेрд╢!*
рднोрдЬрди рд▓ीрдЬै рд░ाрдд рдоें, рдЬैрд╕े рд░ंрдХ рд╕ुрд░ेрд╢!!

*рджेрд░ рд░ाрдд рддрдХ рдЬाрдЧрдиा, рд░ोрдЧों рдХा рдЬंрдЬाрд▓!*
рдЕрдкрдЪ,рдЖंрдЦ рдХे рд░ोрдЧ рд╕ँрдЧ, рддрди рднी рд░рд╣े рдиिрдвाрд▓^^

*рджрд░्рдж, рдШाрд╡, рдлोрдбा, рдЪुрднрди, рд╕ूрдЬрди, рдЪोрдЯ рдкिрд░ाрдЗ!*
рдмीрд╕ рдоिрдирдЯ рдЪुंрдмрдХ рдзрд░ौ, рдкिрд░рд╡ा рдЬाрдЗ рд╣ेрд░ाрдЗ!!

*рд╕рдд्рддрд░ рд░ोрдЧों рдХोे рдХрд░े, рдЪूрдиा рд╣рдорд╕े рджूрд░!*
рджूрд░ рдХрд░े рдпे рдмाрдЭрдкрди, рд╕ुрд╕्рддी рдЕрдкрдЪ рд╣ुрдЬूрд░!!

*рднोрдЬрди рдХрд░рдХे рдЬोрд╣िрдП, рдХेрд╡рд▓ рдШंрдЯा рдбेрдв!*
рдкाрдиी рдЗрд╕рдХे рдмाрдж рдкी, рдпे рдФрд╖рдзि рдХा рдкेрдб!!

*рдЕрд▓рд╕ी, рддिрд▓, рдиाрд░िрдпрд▓, рдШी рд╕рд░рд╕ों рдХा рддेрд▓!*
рдпрд╣ी рдЦाрдЗрдП рдирд╣ीं рддो, рд╣ाрд░्рдЯ рд╕рдордЭिрдП рдлेрд▓!

*рдкрд╣рд▓ा рд╕्рдеाрди рд╕ेंрдзा рдирдордХ, рдкрд╣ाрдб़ी рдирдордХ рд╕ु рдЬाрди!*
рд╢्рд╡ेрдд рдирдордХ рд╣ै рд╕ाрдЧрд░ी, рдпे рд╣ै рдЬрд╣рд░ рд╕рдоाрди!!

*рдЕрд▓्рдпूрдоिрди рдХे рдкाрдд्рд░ рдХा, рдХрд░рддा рд╣ै рдЬो рдЙрдкрдпोрдЧ!*
рдЖрдоंрдд्рд░िрдд рдХрд░рддा рд╕рджा, рд╡рд╣ рдЕрдбрддाрд▓ीрд╕ рд░ोрдЧ!!

*рдлрд▓ рдпा рдоीрдаा рдЦाрдЗрдХे, рддुрд░рдд рди рдкीрдЬै рдиीрд░!*
рдпे рд╕рдм рдЫोрдЯी рдЖंрдд рдоें, рдмрдирддे рд╡िрд╖рдзрд░ рддीрд░!!

*рдЪोрдХрд░ рдЦाрдиे рд╕े рд╕рджा, рдмрдврддी рддрди рдХी рд╢рдХ्рддि!*
рдЧेрд╣ूँ рдоोрдЯा рдкीрд╕िрдП, рджिрд▓ рдоें рдмрдвे рд╡िрд░рдХ्рддि!!

*рд░ोрдЬ рдоुрд▓рд╣рдаी рдЪूрд╕िрдП, рдХрдл рдмाрд╣рд░ рдЖ рдЬाрдп!*
рдмрдиे рд╕ुрд░ीрд▓ा рдХंрда рднी, рд╕рдмрдХो рд▓рдЧрдд рд╕ुрд╣ाрдп!!

*рднोрдЬрди рдХрд░рдХे рдЦाрдЗрдП, рд╕ौंрдл,  рдЧुрдб, рдЕрдЬрд╡ाрди!*
рдкрдд्рдерд░ рднी рдкрдЪ рдЬाрдпрдЧा, рдЬाрдиै рд╕рдХрд▓ рдЬрд╣ाрди!!

*рд▓ौрдХी рдХा рд░рд╕ рдкीрдЬिрдП, рдЪोрдХрд░ рдпुрдХ्рдд рдкिрд╕ाрди!*
рддुрд▓рд╕ी, рдЧुрдб, рд╕ेंрдзा рдирдордХ, рд╣ृрджрдп рд░ोрдЧ рдиिрджाрди!

*рдЪैрдд्рд░ рдоाрд╣ рдоें рдиीрдо рдХी, рдкрдд्рддी рд╣рд░ рджिрди рдЦाрд╡े !*
рдЬ्рд╡рд░, рдбेंрдЧू рдпा рдорд▓ेрд░िрдпा, рдмाрд░рд╣ рдоीрд▓ рднрдЧाрд╡े !!

*рд╕ौ рд╡рд░्рд╖ों рддрдХ рд╡рд╣ рдЬिрдП, рд▓ेрддे рдиाрдХ рд╕े рд╕ांрд╕!*
рдЕрд▓्рдкрдХाрд▓ рдЬीрд╡ें, рдХрд░ें, рдоुंрд╣ рд╕े рд╢्рд╡ाрд╕ोрдЪ्рдЫ्рд╡ाрд╕!!

*рд╕िрддрдо, рдЧрд░्рдо рдЬрд▓ рд╕े рдХрднी, рдХрд░िрдпे рдордд рд╕्рдиाрди!*
рдШрдЯ рдЬाрддा рд╣ै рдЖрдд्рдордмрд▓, рдиैрдирди рдХो рдиुрдХрд╕ाрди!!

*рд╣ृрджрдп рд░ोрдЧ рд╕े рдЖрдкрдХो, рдмрдЪрдиा рд╣ै рд╢्рд░ीрдоाрди!*
рд╕ुрд░ा, рдЪाрдп рдпा рдХोрд▓्рдб्рд░िंрдХ, рдХा рдордд рдХрд░िрдП рдкाрди!!

*рдЕрдЧрд░ рдирд╣ाрд╡ें рдЧрд░рдо рдЬрд▓, рддрди-рдорди рд╣ो рдХрдордЬोрд░!*
рдирдпрди рдЬ्рдпोрддि рдХрдордЬोрд░ рд╣ो, рд╢рдХ्рддि рдШрдЯे рдЪрд╣ुंрдУрд░!!

*рддुрд▓рд╕ी рдХा рдкрдд्рддा рдХрд░ें, рдпрджि рд╣рд░рджрдо рдЙрдкрдпोрдЧ!*
рдоिрдЯ рдЬाрддे рд╣рд░ рдЙрдо्рд░ рдоें,рддрди рдоें рд╕ाрд░े рд░ोрдЧ। ЁЯМ╕

*рдХृрдкрдпा рдЗрд╕ рдЬाрдирдХाрд░ी рдХो рдЬрд░ूрд░ рдЖрдЧे рдмрдв़ाрдПं*

Monday, 20 February 2017

ЁЯСН рдк्рд░рдзाрдирдоंрдд्рд░ी рдЬी рдХी рджिрдирдЪрд░्рдпा  ☺

*рдк्рд░рдзाрди рдоंрдд्рд░ी рдоोрджी рдЬी рдХी рджिрдирдЪрд░्рдпा*

рд╕рдмेрд░े 4:45 рдЬाрдЧрдиा:
–рдЖрдкрдХा рд╕ोрдиे рдХा рд╕рдордп рдЬो рдХुрдЫ рднी рд╣ो, рдкрд░ рдЬाрдЧрдиे рдХा рд╕рдордп рдиिрд╢्рдЪिрдд 4:45 рд╣ै।
—рдк्рд░рддि рджिрди рд╕рдмेрд░े рдЖрдк 30 рдоिрдирдЯ рд╢ौрдЪ-рд╕्рдиाрди рдЗрдд्рдпाрджि рдоें рд▓рдЧाрддे рд╣ैं।
рд╕ाрде рд╕ाрде рдк्рд░рдоुрдЦ рд╕рдоाрдЪाрд░ों рдХो рднी рджेрдЦ рд▓ेрддे рд╣ैं।
—рдкрд╢्рдЪाрдд 30 рдоिрдирдЯ ( рдпोрдЧाрд╕рди ) рд╡्рдпाрдпाрдо рдХрд░рддे рд╣ैं।
—–рдПрд╡ं рдЧрдд рджिрд╡рд╕ рдХे рд╕ंрд╕ाрд░ рдХे рд╕рдоाрдЪाрд░ों рдХा рдЪрдпрди, рдФрд░ рднाрд░рдд рдХे рдФрд░ рднाрдЬрдк рдХे рд╕рдоाрдЪाрд░ों рдХी (рдЪрдпрдиिрдд ) рдз्рд╡рдиि рдоुрдж्рд░िрдХा  (рд░िрдХाрд░्рдбिंрдЧ) рд╕ुрдирддे рд╣ैं।
—–рдЙрдкрд░ाрди्рдд рдоंрджिрд░ рдоें рдмैрда 10 рдоिрдирдЯ рдз्рдпाрди рдХрд░рддे рд╣ैं।
—–рдлिрд░ рдПрдХ рдХрдк рдЪाрдп рд▓ेрддे рд╣ैं। рд╕ाрде рдХोрдИ рдЕрд▓्рдкाрд╣ाрд░ (рдиाрд╢्рддा) рдирд╣ीं рд▓ेрддे।
—–6:15 рдмрдЬे рдПрдХ рд╢ाрд╕рдХीрдп рд╡िрднाрдЧ рдЖрдк рдХे рдмैрдардХ рдХрдХ्рд╖ рдоें рдк्рд░рд╕्рддुрддि рдХे рд▓िрдП рд╕рдЬ्рдЬ рд░рд╣рддा рд╣ै। рдЙрдирдХी рдк्рд░рд╕्рддुрддि рд╣ोрддी рд╣ै।

—–7 рд╕े 9 рдЖрдИ рд╣ुрдпी рд╕ाрд░ी  рд╕ंрдЪिрдХाрдПँ  (рдлाрдЗрд▓ों) рджेрдЦ рд▓ेрддे рд╣ैं।
——рдФрд░ рдЖрдк рдХी рдоाрддा рдЬी рд╕े рджूрд░рднाрд╖ (рдлोрди)рдкрд░ рдмाрдд рд╣ोрддी рд╣ै। рдХुрд╢рд▓- рдХ्рд╖ेрдо -рд╕्рд╡ाрд╕्рде्рдп рд╕рдоाрдЪाрд░ рдкूрдЫрддे рд╣ैं।
{рд▓ेрдЦрдХ: *рднाрд░рдд рдХा рдк्рд░рдзाрди рдоंрдд्рд░ी рдЕрдкрдиी рдоाँ рдХे рд▓िрдП рд╕рдордп рдиिрдХाрд▓рддा рд╣ै। рдХ्рдпा, рд╣рдо рднी рдРрд╕ा рд╕рдордп рдиिрдХाрд▓ рдкाрддे рд╣ैं? рдпा рд╣рдо рдк्рд░рдзाрди рдоंрдд्рд░ी рдЬी рд╕े рдЕрдзिрдХ рд╡्рдпрд╕्рдд рд╣ैं?*}

рдЕрд▓्рдкाрд╣ाрд░:
—-9 рдмрдЬे рдЧाрдЬрд░ рдФрд░ рдЕрди्рдп рд╢ाрдХ-рдлрд▓ рдЗрдд्рдпाрджि рдХा рдЕрд▓्рдкाрд╣ाрд░ рд╣ोрддा рд╣ै।
рд╕ाрде рдиिрдо्рди рд╡िрдзि рд╕े рдмрдиा рд╣ुрдЖ рдкंрдЪाрдоृрдд (рдкेрдп) рдкीрддे рд╣ैं। {рдкंрдЪाрдоृрдд рд╡िрдзि: 20 рдоिрд▓िрд▓िрдЯрд░ рдордзु, 10 рдоिрд▓िрд▓िрдЯрд░ рджेрд╢ी рдЧौ рдХा рдШी,  рдкुрджिрдиा, рддुрд▓рд╕ी, рдФрд░ рдиीрдо рдХी рдХोрдорд▓ рдкрдд्рддिрдпों рдХा рд░рд╕ )

рдХाрд░्рдпाрд▓рдп
—–9:15 рдкрд░ рдХाрд░्рдпाрд▓рдп рдкрд╣ुंрдЪ рдХрд░ рдорд╣рдд्рд╡рдкूрд░्рдг рдмैрдардХें рдХрд░рддे рд╣ैं।

рднोрдЬрди
—-рджुрдкрд╣рд░ рднोрдЬрди рдоें рдкाँрдЪ рд╡рд╕्рддुрдПं рд╣ोрддी рд╣ै। (рдЧुрдЬрд░ाрддी рд░ोрдЯी, рд╢ाрдХ, рджाрд▓, рд╕рд▓ाрдж, рдЫाрдЫ)
—–рд╕ंрдз्рдпा рдХो рдЪाрд░ рдмрдЬे рдмिрдиा рджूрдз рдХी рдиीрдмू рд╡ाрд▓ी рдЪाрдп рдкीрддे рд╣ैं।
—–рдФрд░  6 рдмрдЬे рдЦिрдЪрдбी рдФрд░ рджूрдз рдХा рднोрдЬрди.
—–рд░ाрдд्рд░ि рдХे 9 рдмрдЬे рджेрд╢ी рдЧौ рдХा рджूрдз рдПрдХ рдЧिрд▓ाрд╕, рд╕ोंрда (рдЕрдж्рд░рдХ рдХा рдЪूрд░्рдг) рдбाрд▓рдХрд░।
—–рдоुрдЦрд╡ाрд╕ рдоें, рдиीрдмू, рдХाрд▓ी рдоिрд░्рдЪ, рдФрд░ рднूँрдЬी рд╣ुрдпी рдЕрдЬрд╡ाрдЗрди (рдЬिрд╕рд╕े рд╡ाрдпु рдирд╣ी рд╣ोрддा) рдХा рдоिрд╢्рд░рдг।
рдШूрдордиा:
—–9 рд╕े  9:30 рдШूрдордиा, рд╕ाрде рдПрдХ рд╡िрд╖рдп рдХे рдЬाрдирдХाрд░, рдЪрд░्рдЪा рдХрд░рддे рд╣ुрдП  рд╕ाрде рдШूрдорддे рд╣ैं।
—–9:30 рд╕े 10:00 рд╕ाрдоाрдЬिрдХ  рд╕ंрдЪाрд░ рдоाрдз्рдпрдо (Social Media), рд╕ाрде  рд╕ाрде рдЪुрдиे рд╣ुрдП рдкрдд्рд░ों рдХे рдЙрдд्рддрд░ рджेрддे рд╣ैं।
рд╡िрд╢ेрд╖:
рдирд░ेंрдж्рд░ рднाрдИ рдиे рдЬीрд╡рди рдоें рдХрднी рдмрдиा рдмрдиाрдпा, рдкूрд░्рд╡рдкрдХ्рд╡ рдЖрд╣ाрд░  (Fast Food), рдирд╣ीं рдЦाрдпा, рди рдмрдиा рдмрдиाрдпा рдкेрдп(soft drink) рдкिрдпा рд╣ै।
—–рднाрд░рдд рдХे 400 рдЬिрд▓ों рдХा рдк्рд░рд╡ाрд╕ рдЖрдк рдиे рдХिрдпा рд╣ुрдЖ рд╣ै।
—–рдЬрдм рдЧुрдЬрд░ाрдд рд╕े рджिрд▓्рд▓ी рдЧрдП, рддो рджो рд╣ी рд╡рд╕्рддुрдПँ рд╕ाрде рд▓े рдЧрдП। рдХрдкрдбे рдФрд░ рдкुрд╕्рддрдХें। (рд▓ेрдЦрдХ рдХी рдЬाрдирдХाрд░ी рд╣ै, рдХि,рдЙрди्рд╣ें рд╕्рд╡рднाрд╡рддः рдХрдкрдбों рдХी рд╡िрд╢ेрд╖ рд░ूрдЪि рд╣ै।)рд╡े рдПрдХ  рдХрдкрдбों рд╕े рднрд░ी, рдФрд░ 6 рдкुрд╕्рддрдХों рд╕े рднрд░ी (рдЕрд▓рдоाрд░िрдпाँ)рдзाрдиिрдпाँ,  рд▓े рдЧрдП।
——рд╕рддрдд рдк्рд░рд╡ाрд╕ рдоें рдЖрдк рд░ाрдд рдХो рдХिрд╕ी рд╕ंрдд рдХे рд╕ाрде рдЖрд╢्рд░рдо рдоें, рдпा рдХिрд╕ी рдЫोрдЯे рдХाрд░्рдпрдХрд░्рддा рдХे рдШрд░ рд░ूрдХрддे рдеे। рд╣ोрдЯрд▓ рдоें рдХрднी рдирд╣ीं।
—–рд╡рдбрдирдЧрд░ рд╡ाрдЪрдиाрд▓рдп рдХी рд╕ाрд░ी рдкुрд╕्рддрдХें рдЖрдкрдиे рдкрдвी рдеी।
—–рдХिрд╕ी рдк्рд░рд╕ंрдЧ рд╡िрд╢ेрд╖ рдкрд░ рдЖрдк рдиिрдЬी рдЙрдкрд╣ाрд░ рдоें, рдкुрд╕्рддрдХ рд╣ी рджेрддे рдеे। рдЧрдд рдПрдХ рджрд╢рдХ рдоें рдирд╡ рд╡िрд╡ाрд╣िрддों рдХो “рд╕िंрд╣ рдкुрд░ुрд╖” рдкुрд╕्рддрдХ рдЙрдкрд╣ाрд░ рдоें рджेрддे рдеे। рдЕрдм рднाрд░рдд рдХे рдк्рд░рдзाрди рдоंрдд्рд░ी рдХे рдиाрддे “рднрдЧрд╡рджрдЧीрддा рдЙрдкрд╣ाрд░ рдоें рджेрддे рд╣ै।
—–рд╡े рдм्рд░рд╢ рд╕े рдирд╣ीं рдкрд░ рдХрд░ंрдЬ рдХा рджाрддुрди рдХрд░рддे рд╣ैं।
—–рдЖрдк рдХी рд░рд╕ोрдИ рдоें рдирдордХ рдирд╣ीं, рдкрд░ рд╕ैंрдзрд╡ рдирдордХ рдХा рдк्рд░рдпोрдЧ рд╣ोрддा рд╣ै।
—–рдк्рд░рд╡ाрд╕ рдХे рд╕рдордпाрд╡рдзि рдоें  рд╕ंрдЪिрдХाрдПँ (рдлाрдЗрд▓ें), рдФрд░ рдЪрд░्рдЪा рдХрд░рдиे рд╡ाрд▓े рдоंрдд्рд░ी рд╕ाрде рд╣ोрддे рд╣ैं।
—–64 рд╡рд░्рд╖ рдХी рдЖрдпु рдоें рдЖрдк рд╕ीрдвी рдкрд░ рдХрдардбे़ рдХा рдЖрд╢्рд░рдп рдирд╣ीं  рд▓ेрддे।
—–рдПрдХ рджिрди рдоें рдЖрдкрдиे,19 рддрдХ, рд╕рднाрдПँ рдХी рд╣ै।
—–рдЖँрдЦ рдд्рд░िрдлрд▓ा рдХे рдкाрдиी  рд╕े рдзोрддे рд╣ैं।( рдд्рд░िрдлрд▓ा: рд╣рд░рдбे, рдЖँрд╡рд▓ा, рдмेрд╣рдбा-рд░ाрдд рдХो рднीрдЧो рдХрд░ рд╕рдмेрд░े рдЙрд╕ рдХा рдкाрдиी)
—–рдЧुрдЬрд░ाрдд рдоें рдоुрдЦ्рдп рдоंрдд्рд░ी рдеे рддрдм, рдПрдХ рдмाрд░ рд╕्рд╡ाрдИрди рдл्рд▓ू рдФрд░ рдПрдХ рдмाрд░ рджाрдв рдХी рдкीрдбा рдХे рд╕рдордп рдЖрдк рдХो рдбॉрдХ्рдЯрд░ рдХी рдЖрд╡рд╢्рдпрдХрддा рдкрдбी рдеी।
—–рдк्рд░рдзाрди рдоंрдд्рд░ी рдкрдж рдкрд░ рдЖрдиे рдХे рдкрд╢्рдЪाрдд рднी рдЧुрдЬрд░ाрдд рдХे рднाрдЬрдкा рдХे рдХाрд░्рдпрдХрд░्рддाрдУं рдХो рджुःрдЦрдж рдк्рд░рд╕ंрдЧ рдкрд░ рд╕ांрдд्рд╡рдиा рджेрдиे рдХे рд▓िрдП рдЕрд╡рд╢्рдп рджूрд░рднाрд╖ рдХрд░рддे рд╣ैं। *(рдмрдбे рдмрдирдиे рдкрд░ рднूрд▓े рдирд╣ीं рд╣ै)*
—– *рдЖрдк рдХी рдиिрдЬी рд╕ेрд╡ा рдоें рдиिрдпुрдХ्рдд рд╕рднी рдХрд░्рдордЪाрд░िрдпों рдХी рд╕ंрддाрдиों рдХी рд╢िрдХ्рд╖ा рдПрд╡ं рд╡िрд╢ेрд╖ рдк्рд░рд╡ृрдд्рддिрдпों рдХे рд╡िрд╖рдп рдоें рдЖрдк рдЬाрдирдХाрд░ी рд░рдЦрддे рд╣ैं। рдФрд░ рдкूрдЫ рддाрдЫ рдХрд░рддे рд░рд╣рддे рд╣ैं!*

Sunday, 12 February 2017

!! рдЖрдкрдХी рд╕ोрдЪ рдХ्рдпा рдХрд╣рддी рд╣ै -
ЁЯНГрдмрдо рдлрдЯे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕.....
рдЧुंрдбा рдбрд░ाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕.....
рдкрддि рдоाрд░े рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕......
рдкрдд्рдиी рдоाрд░े рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕.....
рджंрдЧा рд╣ो рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕....
рдлंрджा рд╣ो рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕....
рд▓рдб़рдХी рднाрдЧे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕....
рдмीрдмी рднाрдЧे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕....
рд░ाрдд рдХो рдЪोрд░ рдЖрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕ ....
рджिрди рдоें рдбрдХैрдд рдЖрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕...
рджुрд░्рдШрдЯрдиा рд╣ो рдЬाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдзोрдЦाрдзрдб़ी рд╣ो рдЬाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдорди्рджिрд░ рдоें рджрд░्рд╢рдиों рдХी рднीрдб़ рд╣ो рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдиेрддाрдЬी рдХी рд╕рднा рд╣ो рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рд╢ांрддिрдкूрд░्рдг рдЪुрдиाрд╡ рдХрд░ाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдмेрдЯा рдоाँ рдмाрдк рдХो рдоाрд░े рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдЖрдЧ рд▓рдЧ рдЬाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рднूрдХрдо्рдк рдЖрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдмाрдв़ рдЖ рдЬाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдХुрдЫ рдЧुрдо рд╣ो рдЬाрдпे рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдоेрд▓े рдд्рдпौрд╣ाрд░ рд╣ो рддो рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рд╣рд░ рдХाрдо рдоें рдЖрддी рд╣े рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдЬрдм рдЖрдк рдпाрдж рдХрд░ो рддрдм рдЖрддी рд╣े рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдЕрдкрдиे рджुःрдЦ рджрд░्рдж рдирд╣ी рдмрддाрддी рд╣ै рдкुрд▓िрд╕
рдлिрд░ рднी рдЖрдк рдХी рдШृрдгा рдХी рд╢िрдХाрд░ рд╣ो рдЬाрддी рд╣ै рдкुрд▓िрд╕...

рдоेрд░ा - рдирдорди рдкुрд▓िрд╕ рдХो.ЁЯЩПЁЯМ╣

Monday, 16 January 2017

IAS Chronicles: You know you have become a Pakka Sahib when....

1. You are obsessed with ‘Sir’. The world is divided in two kinds of people, those whom you address as Sir and others by whom you are Sir’ed. You start responding less when called by your name and more when addressed as ‘Sir’. The word ‘yes’ for seniors is replaced by Sir and you are often heard talking to them on mobile Sir.....Sir.....Sir, Sir........Sir.

2. You spend half your time worrying about seniority. There are people who are senior to you and people who aren’t, and till you figure that out you never rest easy. You find different ways to decide seniority among different services, jobs and you find it difficult to remember names but you can almost smell seniority.

3. Your name gets IAS a permanent suffix and people address you as Mr XY, IAS. You start having an identity crisis without this suffix. Officers begin to write so in their wedding cards and this suffix remains loyal even in your obituary. 

4. Your attention span reduces to two minutes and anything that takes more is not worth your time. By the end of the day, you have solved thousands of problems with devoting an average of one minute to each.

5. You do a lot of work but find it difficult to explain what your job is. As an IAS officer you are supposed to do anything under the sun and your kids always wonder what keeps you busy all the time.
 
6. You have seen best and worst of places, you have seen best and worst of people and basically you have seen so much in a short time, you become inert/immune to all around. 

7. Your formal persona takes over your normal self and you find it hard to laugh freely or cry aloud. Your officer like qualities becomes your routine behaviour and it is difficult for anyone to spot you laugh or cry.

8. You stop opening the door of your car and wait for the chauffeur to open it all the time. It is unbecoming of an officer when you open the door of the car yourself. You also become incapable of sitting anywhere other than diagonally opposite to the driver and this arrangement can never be compromised.

9. You may do weights in the gym but in office, you can never be seen even carrying a diary. A peon will always accompany carrying your stuff and it is beyond the dignity of an officer to have anything in her/his hands. You also become obsessed about sitting on Chair covered by a towel and no officer worth their place in hierarchy can dare not to have one.  

10. When you are alone, you find it difficult to cross roads. You risk being run over by motor cars because you are in the habit of traffic being stopped by security whenever you cross the road.

11. You find it difficult to make new friends and your haughty demeanor keeps strangers at bay. You are always worried with whom you socialise and your reputation is more fragile than would be bride.

12. You start claiming free passes like your birthright and whenever you go for a play or concert, you spend most of your time searching who could manage a better pass.

13. Everybody knows all the latest gossips about all around about their personal and professional lives and you have enough real/imaginary material to write a sleazy novel on any officer’s life. 
 
14. In any official parties, right to speak is bestowed as per seniority and pearls of wisdom flow unidirectional towards the juniors. Most of the monologues start like ‘When I was posted at such and such place.....’ and you are doomed to hear this story for the nth time. As you progress in hierarchy, you also find yourself uttering ‘When I was posted at...’

PS: Slowly but steadily, the breed of Pakka Sahibs is becoming endangered but if you spot most these qualities in any person including myself, you know you have seen one ;)

#copied from fb status of anurag sir, ias wb 07 batch iitk 05.